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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Tax structure in pakistan- Funny but true!!!

TAX STRUCTURE IN COUNTRY ......... .



1) Qus. : What are you doing?


Ans. : Business.


Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!


2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?


Ans. : Selling the Goods.


Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!


3) Qus. : >From where are you getting Goods?


Ans. : From other State/Abroad


Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!


4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?


Ans. : Profit.


Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!


5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?


Ans : By way of dividend


Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax


6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?


Ans. : Factory.


Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!


7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?


Ans. : Yes


Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!


8) Qus. : Do you have Staff?


Ans. : Yes


Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!


9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?


Ans. : Yes


Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!


Ans : No


Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax


10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?


Ans. : Yes, for Salary.


Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!


11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?


Ans. : Hotel


Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!


12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?


Ans. : Yes


Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!


13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?


Ans. : Yes


Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!


14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?


Ans. : Gift on birthday.


Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!


15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?


Ans. : Yes


Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!


16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?


Ans. : Cinema or Resort.


Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!


17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?


Ans. : Yes


Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !


18) Qus.: How you Travel?


Ans. : Bus


Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!


19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?


Ans. : Yes


Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL
GOVT.'s TAX !!!


20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?


Ans. : Yes


Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!


21) INDIAN :: can i die now??


Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!

TAX STRUCTURE IN PAKISTAN

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